SIDEQ · The Side Quest Enjoyer

Who you are

You’re fun, upbeat and somehow everywhere, just never at the place you were supposed to be. You went out for milk and came back with a new friend, a pottery class and a ukulele. The main storyline of your life is still on chapter one, but your side quests are fully completed with all achievements unlocked.

You don’t fight the system; you wander gently around it. Coworkers adore you, managers are confused by you, and your stories always start with "so this is kind of a long one." The roast: your five-year plan is a vibe and a playlist.

The SIDEQ blueprint

Superpowers

• Turns errands into adventures
• Endlessly cheerful under pressure
• Gets along with literally everyone
• Knows a weird little shop for every occasion

Known bugs

• Deadlines are more of a suggestion
• Starts new hobbies faster than finishing old ones
• Has a drawer of unfinished craft kits

Signs you’re a SIDEQ

You can switch your screen from "browsing" to "working" in 0.5 seconds. You know the name of the office building’s security guard, his kids and his bowling team. You’re the reason the team has a snack calendar. On dates you suggest "let’s just walk and see," and it’s always the best date they have ever had.

Soulmate & nemesis

Spotted with

• scenic route only
• chronic hobby collector
• office morale officer
• unbothered

By the numbers