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Who you are

Your brain contains ten plans, eight backup plans and three detailed worst-case scenarios. You have researched the gym, compared the gyms, built a gym spreadsheet and watched a documentary about gyms. You haven’t yet gone to the gym.

You aren’t lazy; you’re waiting for the perfect moment. The test would like to gently inform you that the perfect moment is usually called "now." The compliment: when you do launch, you launch flawlessly, because you already thought of everything.

The LOAD blueprint

Superpowers

• Thinks through every scenario before acting
• Incredibly well-researched opinions
• Rarely makes the same mistake twice
• Plans that actually work, eventually

Known bugs

• Analysis paralysis is a lifestyle
• Sees the risk in everything, including brunch
• Forty open tabs, all "for later"

Patch notes for LOAD

Known issue: you rehearse phone calls before making them. Workaround: set a tiny deadline and tell a friend. At work you’re the thorough one whose reports have zero typos. In love you take time to commit, but once you do, it’s real, researched and backed up to the cloud.

Soulmate & nemesis

Spotted with

• forty tabs open
• overthinker
• researcher
• perfect-moment waiter

By the numbers